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New Year’s Resolution #5

Hey, all ewe wiener lovers! Dis iz Jazzy the Amazing Wiener coming to you wid her “Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions!” Actually, I spell it resolushun, but Mom sed da search engines might not understand dat. Oh, phooey!

I decided for da next five days, I’ll do my top five. So, for my very first one, here it is:

New Year’s Rezolushun #5: Be Nicer to Dopey Katie

“Get off my table! Dis iz my photo shoot!”

As ewe kan see, it’s prolly gonna be a weally hard resolushun to live up to considerin’ she makes me so mad sumtimes, but I’m gonna twy because I am a wiener of my word!

Whut are ur New Year’s Resolutions gonna be dis year? I tink everyone shud twy to be nicer. Especially to der animals. Twy to help a poor homeless dog or cat dis year. Volunteer at ur local rescue or humane society. Yeah, it might brake ur heart an make ewe sad, but it will make a homeless dog or cat weally happy to haf sumone luv them, if only for a little while. Like Nike sez, just doo it!

Happy New Year, everyone!

Jazzy the Amazing Wiener