Hey all ewe wiener lovers! I nos dat ewe haf been waiting patiently for my latest updates to Wiener Wisdom. My Papa had an akcident, so I’z had to be wid him. But he’s bedder now, so I’m back doling out all da wisdom I haf! Weady for my next one?

Wiener Wisdom #7: Kitty crunchies may look like Tootsie rolls, but twust me, dey don’t taste like ‘em!

Seriously, peeple, dey don’t taste nuthin’ like Tootsie Rolls! Ick is all I gots to say! Ick, ick, and where is da wiener mouthwash?!

Luv,
Jazzy the Amazing Wiener

Hey all ewe wiener lovers! I gots to give props to Mom over at TylerDog Cards. Romeo the Cat, a very purty Persian writed about her in his blog! See, for dos of ewe who don’t no, like maybe two peeple in da whole world, Mom has been takin’ pikchurs of da dogs an cats at de Washington County SPCA every week since August 2009. Ever since den, der Web site has been inundated wid visits and da animals are gettin’ a lot more exposure! I tweet about it all da time, so does Mom, an wen Romeo came calling, he sed he wanted to write a story about it. I tink dat is jest too cool an for dat, we send Wiener kisses to Romeo!!!

Anyways, if ewe want to wead about it, here’s da link to Romeo the Cat’s blog. Enjoy!

Luv,
Jazzy the Amazing Wiener

Hey all ewe wiener lovers! Here’s anoder great Wiener Wisdom coming ur way from Jazzy the Wise and Amazing Wiener! Weady?

Wiener Wisdom #6: Wen da temperature is -XX it don’t matter what da XX is. Ur gonna freeze ur patootie off!

See, dey’ve been sayin’ all day dat it’s gonna be weally cold tonight and it’s gonna be zero an -10 and -20 win chills. I don’t nos whut all dat meens, but whut I do no is dat will freeze ur patootie off no matter what da number is afer da minus sign!

I’ve alweady tol Mom dat der is no way I’m gonna go outside in dis, so she jest eider bring in some grass or put down a puppy pad! She tol me it was negotiable. Ha! I don’t tink so!

So, if ewe nos sumone dat has anipals dat need shelter, help dem out! It’s too cold in dis kind of weather to leave dem out, even if ewe do put straw down. Help out dos dat can’t help demself, okay?

In da meentime, stay warm!

Luv,
Jazzy the Amazing Wiener

Hey all ewe wiener wisdom! I iz back wid my Wiener Wisdom, which is obviously very wise! Weady for #5?

 

Dat’s whut I tink of sneaky treats!

See, dos hewmons of ours, dey sumtimes tink dat dey haf to trick us into takin’ our medicine an stuff. So dey get out da peanut butter, dey get out da hot dogs, dey resort to flat-out trickery! It’s jest not wight, I tell ewe! Now I never nos if Mom is givin’ me a treat jest ’cause I’m the princess dat I am or if she’s sneekin’ sum glue-cosa…gluckomeen…glue stuff into my treat to make my back bedder! She’s makin’ me paranoid, I swear!

So, a word to da wise…sniff dos treats gud before ewe bite into it! An it doesn’t hurt to pretend to be a cat, every so often, an gack it back up if ewe find da pill!

Luv,
Jazzy the Amazing Wiener